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Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen (Movie Review)

For all intents and purposes, usually when a movie has as big of a plot hole as Transformers 2, I tend to crush it.

I bet that mask would be DOPE for Halloween...

I bet that mask would be DOPE for Halloween...

Usually, I dissect the plot hole more so than the movie, because I figure if you can’t even think far enough ahead to cover a hole in the script, you rushed the movie, meaning you didn’t care about the movie, meaning you’ve WASTED MY TIME.

Usually. But… I’m not being biased when I say this either… but this is maybe the only time a movie gets a pass for such a blatant script hole because the movie was SO ENJOYABLE.

The Good: All of your favorite characters from the first movie are back (no, seriously, they all are).  Shia Labeouf’s sarcasm is here, and Megan Fox is more exploited for her physical talent than ever before.

And I don’t mean she does her own stunts.

The action scenes are way more frequent than the last movie and more intense as well. There’s no real LULL in the movie like there was in the first one, and the one-liners are abundant thanks to new comic-relief characters in every storyline of the movie. On paper, too many of those equals a failure, but in this case it was the exact opposite. The new characters ADDED to the overall drama and entertainment value of the movie, and some parts were literally ROFL-type funny.  The acting is solid to amazing, with Shia basically being one of the best actors in movies right now PERIOD.

The Bad: As good as it was, it was not PERFECT. I think the introduction would’ve been better if Prime didn’t narrate and tell us what was going on. If we would’ve FIGURED OUT what was happening, it would’ve been less cliché. But that’s a personal opinion.

Here’s the facts: There’s a HUGE script hole like I said above (but I won’t point it out. The video will below, lol), and some of the acting in the movie was a little off. The weird thing is that the movie is so eventful and amazing to the point you won’t even realize Tyrese is sucking it up.

Congrats Baby Boy…you get a pass today.

Also, the movie will put your leg to sleep if you forget to move due to its length. It’s well over two hours, but it’s a 2+ hour movie with less dead spots and boring moments than its predecessor, if that counts for anything. It’s become more of a war-like scenario for the Transformers now, so for some reason the profanity level is up dramatically from the first movie as well. Minor issues for me, but huge issues for parents taking their kids.

The “S.T.F.U.”: There’s been some issues with people saying this movie is racist and stereotypical due to a couple of new Transformer characters they introduced. I would just like to send out a big “SHUT UP” to all of those people who have no grip on reality and lacks a decent sense of humor. The thing about movies is that ALL movies are filled with stereotypes, whether good or bad. It makes the movie a little bit more accessible for people to watch if there’s something they can easily understand. Since EVERYONE stereotypes SOMETHING in one way or another, this translates easy to movies. Action movies have built muscular-bound guys. Romance movies usually contain a woman of some sort.

You could get more detailed with it, but the bottom line is this: it’s not racist. If it offends you, just say it offends you, and don’t try to play the racism card to make your point seem more educated. Honesty is the best policy this time.

Bottom Line: See this movie in theaters. It’s funny, action-packed, dramatic, visually entertaining, it will make you want a Transformer for your own personal use, and there’s a crucial moment in the middle of the movie that will make you second-guess yourself about the movie.  It’s a great movie, blemishes and all. And it’s rare when a movie has such blatant mistakes and still comes out this good.

Imagine if they would’ve covered the mistakes…this could have been a classic movie. Oh well, maybe part three?

Final Rating: —–> 4 / 5 <—–

Movie AfterThoughts:

WARNING. Video contains spoilers for the movie.

My Thoughts On The 2009 BET Awards…

Story time: When I was younger, I would’ve bet my life that the DC Sniper wasn’t black. Not to be racial or anything (and please don’t take it that way, that’s not the purpose of this blog), but I just KNEW in my heart that he wasn’t black. It would set us back as far as racial progress so much, I couldn’t fathom it. When they cornered the guy and the image registered to my eyes, I was thoroughly disappointed and disgusted to the point that I had to categorize the hurt into it’s own category: “Racial Loss”.

Definition: When an event or an effect of an event seemingly has no positive outcome for a pre-determined culture.

Or something like that…

Anyway, I was messed up after that. But I hadn’t had that feeling since, and it’s been a good thing. But in my lunacy, I decided to DVR the BET Awards while I went to the movies to see “The Taking of Pelham 123.”

Great movie, by the way.

During the movies I was tweeting about how I refuse to watch the awards, but in all honesty, the only reason I wanted to watch it was to RIP into BET about how they suck at life and that they’re amazing at exploiting blacks for payment. They do it better than anyone else in the world.

Real talk.

So the whole way home, I’m tweeting/twittering/twatting (?) about my anti-ignorance preference being the reason I haven’t watched BET in two years (seriously) and I’m getting EPIC tweets from people OD’ing on BET for screwing up the Awards show. And I’m like, “YAAAAAASSSSS!!! I’m about to go IN!”

I had no idea…

So I got home, and after eating my Wendys and my McTwist milkshake-Oreo thingy they sell (which is also great), I press play, only to realize that it’s still recording.

I was sure it was supposed to be over in three hours, so I decided to tune into the end.

And the first thing I see is Mary-Mary on stage with Drake.

Red flag.

Remember that Chappelle quote? "They should've NEVER GAVE YOU N----- MONEY!!!" That's how I feel right now...

Remember that Chappelle quote? "They should've NEVER GAVE YOU N----- MONEY!!!" That's how I feel right now...

I could dissect the full 27 seconds of horrible censoring, the complete moraless conviction BET showed by putting Mary-Mary next to a dude that wants to f**k every girl in the world, or the half-thrown out tribute they called themselves doing for Michael Jackson (granted, it was a three day preparation, but STILL)…or the rest of the show that I had to fast-forward through. But I’m not.

I’m just going to say one thing…

RACIAL LOSS.

Not good….

Later.

King Eljay

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The Impact… (R.I.P. Michael Jackson)

And now…a completely honest note from LJ concerning the news from today…

If MIKE can have a lion and be cool, I can have a teddy bear. End of DISCUSSION.

If MIKE can have a baby lion/tiger/whatever and be cool, I can have a teddy bear on my bed. END of DISCUSSION.

There’s always those people that we silently root for. Regardless of all of their life issues and their problems, there’s always a few people that we just want to see do well. Maybe it’s because we see what they once were. Maybe it’s because we see their promise, or what they can become. Or maybe we can just see what they were to others…and because of their importance to other people in our life, they became important to us. Either way, there was SOMETHING about THAT PERSON that drew us to them in all of their tribulations and made you silently (or vehemently) wish for their success, against the odds.

If anyone in their life had odds, it was Michael Jackson. Whether they were self-inflicted odds as far as making bad, life-haunting decisions concerning kids, or just trials that came out of nowhere (such as the Pepsi fire or the Vitiligo of the Neverland Ranch or Bankruptcy) , there were things that derailed what could have been a more graceful transition for him.

So why do I care?

As far as the person, I thought Mike was a little crazy. I thought he never had a childhood so he wanted to recreate it, even when it wasn’t good for him to. I thought the moonwalk was overrated. And for the longest time, I made jokes about him.

Not mean-spirited jokes, but jokes. I joke on everybody. EVERYBODY. To put this in context, I told a friend something smelled like three-day-old Anna Nicole… A DAY AFTER SHE DIED.

…Look, the timing was there, and it lifted the mood, so that’s an L I’d take again.

And I wasn’t the only one…as evidenced by this Twitter OVERDOSE by one of my homies (completely unedited, by the way). I asked If anyone cared about Michael not being Billie Jean’s lover, and this was the response (posted in June 6th):

  • “Probably just about as much as they care if he’s Black or White, that he thinks he’s Bad, that he used to be a Thriller,…that he Remembers the Time that he was a Smooth Criminal in his Childhood. maybe he should just Beat It and go Jam with a Liberian Girl and Chris Tucker. I wonder if he got vitiligo from Dirty Diana…I wonder when he looks died he see the Man in the Mirror that we see…you know he probably could Heal the World…with all his Money, but he’s so Off the Wall that he’s saying Leave Me Alone, but the media Don’t Stop Till They Get Enough…I probably shouldn’t roast him like that because he probably deserves One More Chance, but it’s his History that makes him…less than Invincible. I don’t Wanna Be Startin’ Something but all this Monkey Business he’s been involved in makes me wanna…Ease on Down the Road because he’s no longer The Greatest Show on Earth. It makes me want to write a letter saying…Dear Michael, stop messing With a Child’s Heart and try to remember your Girlfriend…if you ever really had one. maybe you should have claimed Billie Jean as you lover because then maybe we wouldn’t be wondering about all The Lost Children…it renders me Speechless to think about all this but for your sake I hope Heaven Can Wait for you to get back to your ABC’s…and figure out that your legacy is On The Line. You should be Working Day and Night because even your legacy isn’t Unbreakable…All of us used to Rock With You, so Whatever Happens from now on, remember Everybody’s Somebody’s Fool. So Get On The Floor…and be the Dancimg Machine you’ve always been. But This Time Around don’t give the Tabloid Junkies something to Smile about, ok?”

If you’re a Michael Jackson fan, you can appreciate how EPIC that response is. And how ironically dead-on it is concerning his career… But enough context…back to my point…

So today, I was at work when my phone rang and it was my friend Nolan. I told him I was at work, and I couldn’t talk. He hung up and instantly sent me this:

“Michael Freakin Jackson Just Died!”

My initial response in my head: “BULLS***.” (My thoughts are unrestrained in my head at times, remember?)

But I did my research, and as my phone began to blow up and I began to get messages from people I hadn’t heard from in over a YEAR concerning this man dying… I realized that he might be right.

And for a minute, I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t exactly know how it affected me. I loved his music, felt sorry for him concerning his childhood being gone, and due to his antics lately I had to separate the MAN from the MUSIC in order for me to love it, but as far as going deeper than that, I had no emotion whatsoever, even though I played it up a little when my friends called and texted me.

Then I got a phone call from my sister who was close to crying on the phone. And as she talked, I swear all of it began to make sense. And I began to realize how important this man was. Well, not necessarily what HE was, but what HE DID was…especially for me.

I remember when there were times me and my sister would get into HUGE arguments and all but fight each other (and we sometimes did that too). One particular argument we had was maybe the most intense we’ve ever had, and we were riding in the vehicle. I had just got a copy of the Thriller 25th Anniversary album, and as we listened to it, suddenly somehow we reverted back into kids and began doing the dances and singing along and by the time P.Y.T. came on, I had forgot what the argument was about.

By the way. P.Y.T. is MY JAM.

2nd is Thriller (the last minute of this song gets me vibin’ like CRAZY every time… )

Yes, MJ was accepted by all races. Yes, MJ made quality songs that everyone could sing, but no one could feel alienated. Yes, maybe the Vitiligo might’ve had more to do with the cross-over appeal than most people want to EVER admit (just being honest). But MJ was one of the few that has EVER successfully become “THE HUMAN BRIDGE” for races.

…And music genres. MJ has single-handedly affected Pop, R&B, and Dance cultures…just by using the talent that God gave him. Every Ciara, Chris Brown, and other 25-cent dance craze that’s out now should be sobbing because their father is dead. He started all of that. Dancing was an underground thing before MJ got a hold to it.

Even some rock. Remember this? (Guitar solo at 2:30 is still dope… I love how they did that… WHOO!!!! lol)

The more I sit and think about the impact that Michael Jackson had on…well, everything… the more I realize that timeless is a word that best describes his work. The effect from what he’s done is going to reverberate with people for a long time. And for the sake of clarity, I LOVE his music, but his music isn’t what I’m going to remember him for.

I’m going to remember him for what he was to the people around me. I’m going to remember him for the ways his talent has helped out OTHERS in their times of need. I’m going to remember him for the times where his music was the language that everyone spoke.

And then I’m going to pray to figure out a way for me to impact at least ONE person’s life in the way that he’s impacted millions. Because lately that’s been the thing I’ve been crying about, and that’s been the thing I’ve been asking everyone lately: if I left, how would you remember me?

……And in another completely, unrelated sidenote… I was going to say something about how kids around the world are sad right now, but I feel like people would think I was being sarcastic and referring to his past issues…and deep down inside, I wouldn’t be able to deny that fact. So I won’t. I’ll just say that I only wish he could’ve exited the stage more gracefully than he did.

But everything happens for a reason.

Rest In Peace MJ. You will be missed.

Later.

K1ng Eljay

(check out another well-done MJ Blog HERE)

Eminem – “Till I Collapse” (King Eljay Remix)

Caution: Video Contains Explicit Lyrics. Figured i’d warn you before you played it and then was like, “OH MY GAH!”

…As Narrated by my homie He-Bear… haha….

lol…

Shout out to Ms. Burress and Terri for maybe the best teddy bear EVER. I got it as a gift a long time ago, and I’m pretty sure they didn’t think I still had it…

HAAAAA!!!!!

Ya like the beat? I got more…should I upload them?

King Eljay

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Method Of Madness

It's Me.... Gotta love that flower... LOL

It's Me.... Gotta love that flower... LOL

You might be interested in this just based on the title alone. Good! Now let me explain it to you.

A lot of times, there are things that I do that are unconventional, yet effective. If there’s point A, and my goal is to get to point B, I might not go in a straight line if I know for a fact I could learn more about a person (or myself) by going a little out of the way. I do this a lot too, and a lot of times people don’t even realize what I’m doing UNTIL it’s already done.

That is basically how I prefer it. I don’t think like normal people…But I’m not “Strange” per say, like a Charles Hamilton, who posts stuff like THIS on Twitter:

1) I already know that’s gonna be taken out of context, so bring it on… :-/

2) God said “Man!” when She created woman and saw how beautiful she was…

3) Therefore, women were here first. Men came second… Explanation later, on my blog… Eesshh!

No Comment (and no diss as well. I like C.H.). I’m not insane or on some other type “ish” (neither is he….usually…). I’m just different than most people. One of the ways I do it is through my Video Game Method.

That’s right…Video Games.

See, through my interests I can figure out a lot about people, and since video games are one of my interests, it fits here as well. And it doesn’t matter if you suck at video games or if you’re quote-unquote “untouchable”, because you can tell regardless. It is EASIER to tell if you absolutely own at a game.

If you own, and they begin to complain, then thats normal. Ignore that. If they complain obsessively and make the game not fun, then there’s something you need to look at. (Editor’s note: if people complain, I play harder. I hate people that complain after EVERY missed shot or every unblocked attack, or whatever)

If they get really quiet when you’re beating them and don’t say anything, but begins to sigh and use their body language as an indicator, that’s not 100 percent a bad thing. It could mean that they hate not being competitive. At the same time, it could be them being humbled as well. OR…well, there’s another thing, but I won’t say that here. You can figure it out for yourself.

If you’re DESTROYING and PILLAGING someone in a video game like manner, and they’re laughing, joking, and still being ok with the rambushing (new term, coming to KEY TV soon), then you have a good sport. For me, those are the type of people I offer to help make better because they make the game fun to play. Also, if they’re adaptable to situations like they are in video games as far as attitude, then chances are that they’re good in other situations as well.

All of this, of course, depends on you being humble and not being a biblical donkey about winning.

Now… If you suck at a game, and the person gets really quiet when they’re beating you, then that could be a good thing because it’s making them uncomfortable. Then again… they could be uncomfortable because you keep complaining about everything.

Haha…You jerk.

If the challenger talks trash (not normal, haaaa-stuff, but serious trash) to the point you don’t want to play with them anymore, then you should really be careful about that person because that’s a sign that they could get upset about things that are trivial. That carries over further than video games, and quick tempers are a quick way to get into trouble.

If you’re dead even with a rival, and they lose a close game and get upset (furiously upset), then that’s a problem. If someone gets upset at a video game in GENERAL, then there’s something you should keep an eye on because at the end of the day, a video game…is just a game. Something to think about…

If you’re even, and YOU lose, but the whole time they’re handing out compliments and acknowledging good plays and things of that nature, that’s a good indicator of upstanding character. Usually.

All of this isn’t 100 percent tried and true, but these are all things I’ve noticed that prove true more often than they prove false. Especially recently…

But that’s something for the kingeljay.wordpress journal, not here. Haha.

Later.

King Eljay

Star Trek (Movie Review)

USE THE FORCE KIRK!!!!! USE THE FORCE!!!!!

USE THE FORCE KIRK!!!!! USE THE FORCE!!!!!

To just be completely honest, the only reason I saw this movie was because 1) I heard Zoe Saldana was in it, and 2) the other half of the Harbingers told me that he’d shoot me if I didn’t. And although we’re both half of the Harbingers, he’s significantly bigger than me, so I figured I should go see it before I got “deaded.”

I only knew a couple of things about Star Trek. For the longest, I thought there should’ve been some name infringement lawsuit between them and Star Wars, but I digress. The only things I knew were (in no particular order): Spock, Klingon, Captain Kirk (The William Shatner version), and the phrase, “Live Long And Prosper.” That’s it.

So if I told you that you don’t have to know anything about this movie, and it’ll still rank as one of the best movies you can see this year so far…That means a lot.

The Good: I’m not 100 percent sure of the plot in the OLD movies and TV series and all of that, but I do know that this is a great way to start it for new and old people alike. The story is strong. The actors ALL do an extraordinary job in their roles, and there’s an almost perfect blend of drama, humor, and action. This movie will interest you from the VERY beginning to the end, and I honestly can’t recall any time in the movie where I wasn’t either laughing or intrigued. Seriously.

The Bad: Movie-wise, the only thing I can muster… Is that I’d have to watch it a 2nd time to try and nitpick a bad thing. At the VERY LEAST, regardless if Star Trek was the title or not, this was just a extremely well-done movie. If I was a Star Trek nerd, I would be proud to show this movie off.


The Rewarding Movie Experience:
The movie is just well-done. It’s detailed, but not boring. It’s full of action, but it’s not an action movie. It injects humor into places that some movies have only tried to and failed miserably. This is one of those movies where you could have a movie high by the time you walk out, because it was just a GREAT, SOLID movie. There’s just not ONE THING that can make me say this is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. It’s great, but to me, it’s not “awesome”.

Bottom Line: There are no complaints from me about this movie. At the same time, there’s no ONE scene in the movie that propels this into one of my favorites of all time. Not a slight against the movie by any means. Believe me…It’s just a great movie, period.

Final Rating: —–> 4.3/5 <—–

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It's a Heroes joke, by the way...

It's a Heroes joke, by the way...

Randomness… Zoe Saldana was in the movie and she was pretty. Just saying… I’m hating on Spock because of that…. Spock and Kirk are two great characters, and are developed well through the story… Tyler Perry is in the movie as the judge over Kirk’s legal case, minus the Madea body suit…

Next Day Air (Movie Review)

Funny how money change a situation...miscommunication leads to complications... Lauryn Hill fits here.

Funny how money change a situation...miscommunication leads to complications... Lauryn Hill fits here.

So in theory, this looks like another typical urban drug-dealing movie with a pot/dope-fueled plot and a predictable ending, with maybe a few corny comedic lines thrown in for good measure. It’s a safe stereotype for these type of movies… However, I’m a little pleased to say this one’s a little different than the traditional “urban” movies you see… Kind of.

The Good: Every actor in this movie is great. They ALL do their parts well and extremely well. Although it pains me inside to see Darius McCray go back to doing roles like this since his acting in the movie “Something To Sing About”, the characters in this movie are literally LOL funny, even when they’re not meaning to be. That’s also due to the clever interactive writing in the story. The plot is semi-strong (you can predict the first 75 percent of the movie easily and maybe a part of the ending), but the characters are so fun and easy to follow because of the simplified storyline (which all comes to a head at the end in an “OH-SNAP, PEOPLE-ARE-ABOUT-TO-DIE-NAMELESS” type of way). Personally, I also like the “real-life” ending…

The Bad: It’s predictable to a point. Some people won’t like the fact that you can kind of figure out how the movie’s going to go for a large majority of the it. Also, it’s R-Rated in every way, including a cameo and “performance” by Charles Hamilton’s late-night crush, Lacey Duvalle (don’t Google her if you don’t want to see anything explicit….trust me on this). The language is strong, and the movie definitely isn’t for kids in any way. Also, the “real life” open ending might throw some people off a little bit.

The “I Wish He Had More Parts in the Movie”: Mos Def had the best cameo in the whole movie. In the previews, it made it seem like he was a main character, but in all actuality he’s only in two scenes. This wouldn’t be such a problem is Mos Def’s character WASN’T SO HILARIOUS in this movie. Unfortunately, two scenes are all we get.

Bottom Line: The movie was somewhat predictable. The movie was highly enjoyable. The movie also was short, sweet, R-Rated, and to the point. And to top it off, it had a real life open ending which could EASILY be sequeled into a just-as-funny part two. I would love to see a part two to this. Overall, this movie is worth a view if you want some genuine laughs at the expense of the lifestyle revolving “the quick come-up.”

Final Rating: —–> 4 /5 <—–

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Randomness: Rapper Cassidy makes a cameo in the movie…The movie is short and sweet, topping out at about 90 minutes…There should be a sequel… Lauren London also has a small role in the movie (yay)…Don’t get attached to any character in the movie, because it’s possible they could be dead by the end of the movie…I was the only person in the theater watching the movie…I almost got kicked out because I was on my cell phone…BUT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE MOVIE THEATER…

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