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The Next MasterCard Commercial…

Ok, I don’t know how else to say how epic this is. I had to repost this. I’m sorry. More original stuff later, but I want to meet this guy. Seriously. Read the story. My comments are below.

This was taken from a column at Allhiphop.com, verbatim:

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This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank Everyone for coming, many from Long distances, to support them At their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to thank His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation He said he wanted to give everyone A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to Open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious Of them weeks earlier and had Hired a private detective to tail Them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions For a couple of minutes, he Turned to the best man and Said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned To his bride and said, ‘F— you!’

Then he turned to the Dumbfounded crowd and said, ‘I’m outta here.’

He had the marriage annulled First thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding Immediately after finding out About the affair, this Guy goes through with the Charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the Bride’s’ and best man’s reputations In front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of Church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’ Commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception For 300 family members and Friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face When they see the 8×10 glossy Of the bride humping the best Man: Priceless.

There are some things money Can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD.

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My comments: The Bible says something to the effect of not carrying out vengeance, and to let God handle it. I agree with that. But IF YOU DO decide to carry it out, I guess I’m saying…

TAKE NOTES FROM THIS MAN. BOSS status revenge, right here. There’s NO recovery from this. This is the MOST EMBARRASSING thing that can happen to a bride at a wedding. Reputation is gone.

But then…I don’t feel bad for her because she shouldn’t of been doing that behind the back of someone who loved her. That’s called setting yourself up for failure. Seriously.

Movie reviews coming soon. What’s your comments on this?

King Eljay

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2 Comments Post a comment
  1. Tekken *lol* #

    that was wesome!! that is the ultimate revenge story i wanna go and play ball with that dude, just so i can see what its like to hang with someone that awesome, Lorianna Bobette has NOTHING on this guy! lol

    May 29, 2009
  2. LOL… it would be fun to play a game of pickup ball with a dude that did that, haha…

    They’re saying that the story is an urban myth/not true, but…i hope in my heart it is, LOL

    May 29, 2009

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